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bleedingclear:

supernaturally-fangirling:

dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite

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they never make any good movies

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mmmhmm all their movies suck

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no emotional centerpiece at all nope

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or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes

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and they have no aesthetic appeal at all

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yeah they’re all super ugly compared to disney or pixar or whatever right

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yeah dreamworks is really lame

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WHO IN THEIR RIGHT FUCKING MIND WOULD SAY THESE THING?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I think you missed the sarcasm…

faustprouvaire:

yourpontmercyfriend:

You can tell Victor Hugo really liked Combeferre because he used more than three words to kill him off

 let-it-geaux: Anna and Kristoff's first time hearing their baby's heartbeat in the doctor's office. Kristoff takes her hand and kisses it repeatedly because he's in shock. Now it's real, and he is ready to be the father he never had.

feistypaants:

oh god stop i cannot stop picturing him cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyying and smiling and anna crying because she cant believe it that she has a little bit of them in her and its alive and sngdkljdflsdf -curls up-

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

minnisrecovery:

Always remember to drink water. Not for weight loss or whatever, but to hydrate your organs, fuel your mind and boost your energy. Not to mention your mood will improve. your body will thank you

kayleetron:

sammiey:

assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

this post pisses me off

i still can’t decide if this is a statement or a question

I’ve recently read an article where Kit Harington said he wants to see more male nudity on the show.

communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6

sawamuraeijun:

it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.

obsessivecompulsiveteadrinker:

*Fictional character torn apart by bullets*

He might still be alive

*Fictional character shot in the head*

I’m sure they could survive that

*Fictional character in coffin at funeral about to be buried*

They’ll be ok

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

To be, …OR NAH?

—William Shakespeare (via spacetiger-bonsai)

mrbritishhimself:

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

"This is my swamp"

lightandlark:

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”

If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

—Cosette, Book III (via incorrectlesmisquotes)