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communistbakery:

sassiestnugget:

how many followers do I need to start a religion

jesus did it with only 12

Happy 7th birthday, Deathly Hallows!

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

threadless:

House Brawl" by Alex Solis and Alice X. Zhang

Seven years ago today, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was published and became the fastest selling novel ever!

Eren: WHEN I WAS
Mikasa: oh no
Eren: A YOUNG BOY
Mikasa: here it comes
Eren: MY FATHER TOOK mE inTO tHE FOResT
Mikasa: eren please
Eren: TO inJecT mY ArM wiTH StuFF
HE SaiD sON WHEN YOU GROW UP WILL YOU BE
THE SAVIOR OF THE PEOPLE, AnD ALL OF HUMANITY
Mikasa: *drags eren away by hair*
Eren: *continues singing* HE SAID wiLL YOU DEFEAT tHEM, THE TITANS, AND ALL THE 15 meTERS, THE PLAnS thaT THEY HAVE MADE

janesfoster:

Gamora. Last surviving member of her species. Ronan destroyed her home and took her hostage. 

My brother got his PhD and this is what he is proud of

karstaags-kooky-kastle:

No, friendship is NOT about “supporting your friends even when you know they’re wrong.”

That’s not friendship. That’s being an enabler. That’s being an accomplice.

Friendship is loving someone enough to tell them to stop being a goddamn idiot before they ruin their lives.

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

killersbabe:

amandy-chan:

You don’t know true frustration until you’ve dug several times through a pile of black clothing, in order to find a SPECIFIC article of black clothing.

 x

sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

genalovestoons:

beesmygod:

its so weird that one of the few things that completely and entirely unites an entire generation of jaded adults is an encyclopedic knowledge of spongebob quotes

We’re like brothers…. only closer.

icanttellyoubutiknowitsmine:

so heres a list compiling what i have in my likes, my bookmarks and my reference tag

it took me four hours so you guys better reblog it

hair tutorials:

makeup tips:

writing tips:

fantastic clothes and where to find them:

fandom things:

food/recipes:

art tutorials/tips:

how to be healthy:

bored?:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.