The Survey Corps got funding.
Rhythmic Gymnast Shin Soo-ji’s First Pitch. Impressive.
3rd guyy is all set to smash.
plottin on the low, schemin on the low
I write sins not five page research papers
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
oh my god
[RIPS OFF CAR DOOR WITH METAL ARM] DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BUCKY BARNES?
[RIPS OUT STEERING WHEEL WITH METAL ARM] I SAID DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT?!
“You're the sane one, aren't you?”
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
that second one
Half of me wants to kiss him and squeeze him because he’s adorable, but the other half wants to fuck him until he begs for mercy … twice.
but look at his innocent face..make him beg
no one puts batch in a corner
Every time I see this, it makes me happy.
Hemsworth looks like he got his ass kicked multiple times while Evans just laughed at him the entire time
I love Tumblr.
The red light one kills me every time
I lost my shit at the red light one.
Sheer will power
I am adapting. I will be unstoppable.
doctor who + soundtracks
This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely